Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Most Intense, Greatest Movie Ever

I only recently watched Rambo (or Rambo 4), which if you haven't seen it, is the most awesome action flick up to this date. Shortly after watching that, I did a little checking in on Sly Stallone and found that he is slated to be in a new movie called 'The Expendables' due out in 2010. Upon futhur exploring, I noticed the cast of the film. Sit down.

Sylvestor Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Forest Whitaker, Ben Kinglsey (rumored), Arnold Schwarzenegger, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, and Dolph Lundgren.

Are you alive still? You could have stopped after Jet Li and your face would have still exploded.

Ready for the plot?

A team of mercenaries are sent into South America to overthrow a dictator.

I bet you're face is melting right now. Can you imagine this group of actors, all in one movie, blowing sh*t up? It doesn't matter who the mercenaries are, who the dictator is, who the police are, it simply does not matter. It's going to be the most intense, awesome, heart-exploding movie ever.

Supposedly Jean-Claude Van Damme turned down the role that Dolph Lundgren picked up. Are you serious? Dolph Lundgren is second in world history's best actors behind Steven Seagal, so he's no drop off from JCVD.

This story has been around for a bit, with random casting rumors continuing to surface, but it's too impossible to hide the excitement any longer. This has the potential to be the coolest action movie of all-time.

If it's anything like Rambo 4 (nsfw), it will be.

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