Monday, March 16, 2009

Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

Tomorrow is St. Patrick’s Day. Since people will be too drunk to remember anything, these videos deserve to be viewed today. This is old, I know. But it’s a tradition to watch the news story about the “Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama” because it’s the best video ever. It’s a bunch of retarded people in Alabama talking about a leprechaun that ‘they saw’. There’s one idiot who plays a flute to keep the bad spirits away while other people think the leprechaun might be a crackhead that got into some ‘bad shit’. It’s without a doubt, the dumbest news story ever told.

Coming in a not close second is a story about this woman’s weave. I don’t even know what the f*ck a weave really is still, but it supposedly saved this woman’s life. Her psycho ex-boyfriend started shooting at someone (her?) and hit her in the weave. The weave somehow stopped the bullet and she lived. Jesus. And the reporter is a handicapped robot.

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