Upon driving into work this morning I was greeted with 3 news stories over the radio. They were seemingly serious stories and the news anchor was quite efficient while he was reading them. Very news-like tones with no room for humor or entertainment. I was in a super serious mode listening intently to the stories until story number 3 was read. See below for the subject of the news stories:
1) Tiger Woods and all of his issues (issues that are continually growing)
2) A story about Barack Obama and the troop increase in Afghanistan
3) A story about cops having to be sent to a suburban Illinois Wal-Mart...because a man stuffed a frozen pizza down his pants.
I love America. Random boring drive turns fun, all because a man tried to stuff a frozen pizza down his pants. Smart.
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