Thursday, December 10, 2009

Jersey Shore

If you haven't heard of it, you are retarded. Or living where Osama bin Laden is living. Jersey Shore is a controversial new show on MTV that is like The Real World, only with guido's and guidette's. I didn't invent that word. The dumb shitheads on that show did.

Basically, it's a BUNCH of f*cking douchebags that our world would be better off without. Nuke. Filled with pee...right into "the Jersey Shore" where these kids are living. No one would miss em.

Since we can't do that and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad hasn't taught me how to make a nuke yet, I watched an episode today. And I was transfixed. Partly because I couldn't take my eyes off of the screen because I felt like I'd never see a group of more retarded people in my life. I was afraid if I stopped watching I'd get smarter and miss something that these dumb fckers did. It was the dumbest 20 minutes of my life / the funniest. I cannot express in proper words, how fcking retarded these people are and how much this show sucks ass / is really awesome.

If you haven't seen an episode, watch them at or on Thursday nights. Tonight's episode is supposedly the big controversy because it shows one of the girls on the show getting punched in the face. And when I say punched, I mean fkcing labeled hardcore across her stupid fat mouth and face. That said, I don't condone violence against women. Except maybe Nancy Pelosi.

Also, get your super creative Jersey Shore nickname courtesy of Unlikely Words. Mine was Juice Box. There's only like 12 so don't do it too much if you don't like your first one.

As those idiots say in the show, 'Fist Pump' baby.

That's Jersey Shore for ya. Our world is forever fcked now.


  1. Justyna PalasiewiczDecember 10, 2009 at 6:16 PM

    Hahahahahaha....Oh man, I miss your ridiculous humor! I completely agree with you, though...however, I am afraid to watch this show for fear I will never regain those lost IQ points.

  2. The best part about the show is that it's 100% accurate. There's nothing more entertaining than a weekend in Belmar, NJ at DJ's or Bar A.

    The best character on the show has got to be "The Situation".

  3. One of my coworkers is from NYC. She told me that anytime she went out to the bars, she'd get hit on by guidos like Pauly D and The Situation....usually they came to the bars in their Iroc Z from the late 80s.