Holy Tuesday

There was a gospel choir performing in the lobby of my work today for a special Thanksgiving charity drive. Actually, like 4 different gospel choirs. The first group was a group of little kids playing the violin and they were f#cking terrible. An older group followed that up and melted faces and then a younger group came on and rocked the stage too. That put me in a good mood. I proceeded to go listen to Sister Act music and Kirk Franklin and God's Property.

*It also made me say, holy crap, how'd I forget this video of Paula Deen getting nailed in the face with a frozen ham yesterday!?!? Random food drive, people passing hams, and some guy f#cking chucked a frozen ham across the room and it nailed her in the face. Everybody instantly got super pissed at said person and Paula walked out of the room, hands to face, shocked that some jerk got giddy and threw a ham.

*Some of the good crap I found today should make me suggest you go to With Leather for everything and stop reading my dumb stuff here but I'll also give you the option to click below and see it here.

"House" is, from what I hear, a good show on Fox and Hugh Laurie is sorta cool. That said, I've never watched it. But I've seen enough previews to know that Omar Epps looks just like Mike Tomlin and it needs to be acknowledged in some way. They look identical. Everyone says it. Tomlin probably played Epps in "Love & Basketball" and Epps probably coached the Steelers to a Super Bowl Victory...they are the same person. But never admit it...

"House", show that I'll never ever see, finally agreed. Take a look.

*Another gem from WL, this one is creepy. Parents dream for their kids to be good at sports or music or whatever. Whoever is parenting this kid is clearly shoving steroids into his butt and giving him HGH. This kid, named Nyrel Sevilla (I know wtf?), is 6-years old and destroys people left and right. Other kids aren't even MOVING on the field and he's running full speed to kill. Getting into the discussion about should 6-year olds even be playing full-contact football is another question for another day. Watch the video.

*Lil Wayne makes good music. But he's in jail. And although this isn't his music, it involves him and a nice up and coming band that's very critically acclaimed. All it takes is someone to remix the two and turn it into a song. In this case, we get "Fireman on the Ground" from MOKB.

*Lastly, before I forget, supposedly someone punched Jimmy Clausen in the face over the weekend after his team of losers lost to UConn. Apparently Clausen was leaving a restaurant when someone sucker-punched him in the face. I imagine they told him he sucks, his coach has a FUPA, and he looks like an ostrich, but in reality it was probably something else at play here. Something else like God disguising himself as a human and punching Clausen's face to punish Notre Dame for letting Barack Obama speak at Notre for their spring graduation ceremony. It was one of God's big FU's. I imagine God punched Clausen then stood over his body and looked at Clausen's female friend and gave her the big ole Degeneration X 'Suck It' sign.

Weezer and Lil Wayne

Weezer is a band people like or don't. I sort of feel like there isn't middle ground on Weezer. Their songs are catchy or annoying. I'm in the middle :) I like some, don't care for others.

Well, Weezer has seen the light now. They have a new song. With Lil Wayne on it. It's a track called "Can't Stop Partying". You can listen to it right here.

At first, you are gonna think you are listening to Kevin Rudolph and Lil Wayne. But you are not. It's Weezer. It's a totally different sound for Weezer. But, like their music or not, they are talented and creative guys. They do it again here.

Enjoy it. It's f*cking catchy.

Lil Wayne's New Kanye Video

So Lil Wayne's new video is out thanks to Jimmy Kimmel's You Tube page.

The video, from my interpretation, goes like this:

Lil Wayne goes to high school and sees a hot girl. He talks about her underwear. The hot girl spurns Weezy and hooks up with another dude. That dude gets her pregnant then ditches her for a life of crack cocaine and fat women. Lil Wayne goes on to make music. The hot girl raises her baby but gets bored and goes to a Lil Wayne concert. Then they have sex on stage. While Jonathan Davis from Korn, who's playing the drums, watches.

Video Upload: Drew Carey Sucks. Bob Barker rules.

I've been watching "The Price Is Right" for a number of years. Sick day from grade school? "Price Is Right" at 11am. No class on Fridays in college? "Price Is Right" before beer die started. It was a simple way to pass the time and challenge your brain. Where else do you get the chance to outbid people on chandeliers and watch old women spin a gigantic wheel?

I'll admit "The Price Is Right" is practically unwatchable with Drew Carey as the host. I used to get giddy at the thought of someone guessing so correctly that they'd win both showcase showdowns. No one EVER came close when I watched. So imagine how close I came to shitting my pants when this happened. Exactly right? He guessed it EXACTLY correct?!? How could Drew Carey react like a dead guy? It was as if he was the one about to have his nuts tied.

Bob Barker WAS the "Price Is Right". I think part of his reaction to the following guy's antics were what made him so special. You gotta love when Bob gets pissed and barks, "What do you bid Joe!?" Oh, and it also helps when the dude asks the dumbest question ever, followed by the dumbest bid in the history of the show. Brace yourself. This guy's showcase showdown features Lil Wayne's new Bentley.