Megan Fox Mondays

Just some new movie trailer alerts. All the other crap on our Monday mind is contained in the Mother's Day dump.

- H2 Trailer. Rob Zombie's vision of Michael Myers is finally here. Re-telling the story and forming a new vision for the future, Halloween gets a slight makeover and looks ready to rock. Rob Zombie might do great things for this franchise.

- Disney's "The Princess and The Frog" trailer. Anything Disney will always be at the top of my list of awesomeness. All things Disney are the greatest things in the world. Disney World is the world's best place, Disney movies are the world's greatest stories. Walt Disney's vision and creations are second only to God's on this wonderful earth. 

Showing brief clips of legendary Disney films like Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, and The Lion King, Disney's next new film tells the story of the kiss of all kisses. Every childhood fairy tale involved a princess, a prince, and usually a frog, and Disney is bringing that tale to the big screen. Featuring Oprah, Terrence Howard, and John Goodman, the new Disney film will hit screens in December. 

- "Public Enemies" updated international trailer. The cast for this movie is out of this world. Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Marion Cotillard. The director, Michael Mann, is legendary. The plot, John Dillinger and bank robberies, is perfect. This movie has all the makings of a great film. Shot partially in Chicago, "Public Enemies" is one of the summers most anticipated films. This updated trailer brings the plot line around even more, including scenes with Depp & Bale together. 

Mann has always been an incredible director and this era and this storyline is perfect for his filming abilities. The rich look of the film lends a lot to Mann's style and creativity and is sure to look beautiful on screen. Mann's talent should blend perfectly with this movie. This film has the makings of a classic. 

Megan Fox Mondays UPDATE

Here is the reason it is much more fun to have our link dump presented by Megan Fox and not Mark Morrison. Thanks Egotastic.

Here's the new video to her June Esquire photo shoot. Shot with the brand new Red One Camera, it is stunning.

And here's the link to some stills...Enjoy.

"The Cougar" Begins Tomorrow Night

"The Cougar" begins on TV Land Prime tomorrow night.

20 younger men competing for the love of a gorgeous 40-year old woman. The premise is quite simple but it appeals to me for some peculiar reason.

Maybe it's the fact that the 'cougar' is smoking hot. Maybe because it's awesome to see brick-headed guys get tossed to the curb because they are in fact retarded. Maybe it's because Grant & Adam are two twins that I went to school with and they are in the show. Maybe it's because I watched Vivica A. Fox in "Independence Day" this past weekend.

Either way, there's only one thing that matters - you need to watch it. If you like "The Bachelor" or any reality show for that matter, "The Cougar" is probably going to be great. The storyline has worked before and any time something sappy is on, women are going to watch it. The formula for spectacularly ridiculous success is there.

Also the promise from Grant & Adam that they don't disappoint should be reason enough to tune in. Like I've said before, they were the most entertaining, ridiculous, and funny people around during their time at the University of Dayton and they know how to upstage a party. It's their job to entertain and now they get to do it on national television. It won't disappoint.

My TV is set for Wednesday night. Set yours.

Visit "The Cougar" website to get yourself all amped up for the premiere.

Glenn Beck Guest Passes Out

Here's a guest on Glenn Beck's show from Monday afternoon. He didn't do too well. As a matter of fact, he passed out while live on the air.

The guest, David Buckner, is a professor at Columbia University. Talking about the government and the economy, Glenn Beck totally ignores the first, subtle "I'm passing out" from Buckner. Clearly, Glenn Beck believes that his guest was referring to "passing out" because the government appears beyond stupid in this segment of his show and that the numbers would make anyone "pass out".

Then Beck begins to realize that his guest is indeed on the verge of collapsing to the floor and/or vomiting all over the set. Watch it a few times. It's hilarious.

Fortunately, Buckner was fine.

Family Guy From Sunday

Here's this past weekend's Family Guy. If you don't want to watch the whole thing, I suggest fast-forwarding to about the 5:20 mark. Here's the summary to that point:

Meg hugs a huge fat ugly guy with mumps. She gets mumps. She is bed-ridden, so Peter decides to bring in the old TV while wearing a space/underwater suit. Stewie gets an awesome idea.

It's short, sweet, and disgusting.

But it reminded me of this scene, still my favorite Family Guy scene of all-time.

Don't watch any of this if you dislike vomit.