It's Monday. Mark Morrison's here. He's taking a dump. Dumping his links from the weekend. Enjoy.
- Kings of Leon, Depeche Mode, Beastie Boys, Jane's Addiction are all rumored to be taking part in Lollapalooza this Summer. The Killers & Gaslight Anthem are also rumored to be out there as well. No Mark Morrison yet.
- Lisa Lampanelli roasted Larry the Cable Guy last night. She made a Chris Brown/Rihanna joke. It was awesome. (Note that I despise Chris Brown for what he did. The fact that Rihanna may have gone back to him is sad, pathetic, and makes jokes about the situation ok)
- "Funny People" trailer starring Adam Sandler, Eric Bana, Leslie Mann, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill. From Judd Apatow. It looks serious. And funny.
- China is trying to start a war with the United States. More importantly though, look at the photo of that US War Ship. That's not a ship. The United States clearly uses the secret vessel from Pierce Brosnan's "Tomorrow Never Dies" Bond movie in real life. That's why America is awesome.
- Another new 'Star Trek' trailer. Other than John Cho from Harold & Kumar, this movie actually looks decent. Saying that automatically qualifies me as a massive dork.
- Lastly, here's a turtle raping a shoe. Nothing less, nothing more.
